Another biting, informative and very clickable round-up from The Daily Bayonet:
Welcome to another thrilling installment of the global warming hoax weekly round-up. I’ve got circular arguments, flat denials, dirty stories from Spokane and polar bears gone wild for you this week.
Grab a java, the fun starts now.*PSA: This post may cause hippie heads to pop. You’ve been warned.
Part One: Al Gore and FriendsGlobal warming prophet profit Al Gore blogged about the ‘Extreme Ice Survey’ this week. I recommend you watch the time-lapse images of a retreating glacier, it is amazing how much ice was lost in 5 short months. But wait, what’s that? The images were taken between May and September? Isn’t that, like, summer? Ice melts in the summer, who knew?Al Goreacle failed to observe Earth Hour. He denies the accusations. He’s still busted. The best part about this – Al Gore takes a turn as a denier. Heh.
Al Gore. Even he has trouble swallowing his bull.Al blogs again, and enters a circular argument from hell:
Two weeks ago the National Association of Insurance Commissioners ruled insurance companies must now submit annual “climate-risk” reports.
“The officials acted after concluding that climate change threatens insurers in two ways. It increases the risk of extreme weather events such as floods and wildfires, which would boost claims. And it is prompting governments to cap industrial carbon emissions that contribute to global warming — a move threatens the profits of companies such as coal-fired utilities in which insurers commonly invest.”
This is just more evidence of the immediate need to solve the climate crisis, not only because of its effect on the planet, but on business as well.Get that? Because Al Gore’s great global warming hoax has bullied credulous politicians to pursue cap and trade legislation, profits are threatened. Ergo, global warming threatens business and must be ’solved’. Does Al even read what he’s writing, or did Obama take all the best writers for his teleprompter?
Meanwhile, ElGore seems to have lost a few journalists from his Current TV venture. His employees are currently in custody in the prehistoric theme park we know as North Korea. Al seems to have no plans to save them from their Lil’ Kim crisis, preferring to fight a mythical crisis instead. Gore followers, this would be called a teachable moment about the character of your leader.
You can see Al’s Pyongyang house from space during Earth Hour.One of Al’s closest friends, global warming muppet Jim Hanson, wrote an email criticizing Freeman Dyson for being a skeptic. It’s an intellectual David and Goliath cage match, but Hanson forgot to pack his slingshot.
David Suzuki, the granola hippy and totalitarian, was called out for his outright lies after an IOC green awards night. The man with the smackdown was none other than Dr. Tim Ball. We know that warmists are all about who is best qualified, so this contest goes to Dr. Ball with the Ph.D. in Climatology, not the do-nothing media whore ex-geneticist. Them’s the breaks, Dave.
My friends, that’s just Part One. For Parts Two through Five (including the Weekly Hottie) you’ll have magically transport yourself to The Daily Bayonet. Actually, The D-Bay has taken a medical leave of absense for Part Four. Please forgive him, he deserves some rest.
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