Jun 07

fcFound on eBay. Hat tip to An Honest Climate Debate via Andrew Bolt:

UP FOR BID TODAY— 1   ” I’M GOING GREEN”   PERSONAL METHANE COLLECTION SYSTEM

I was listening to the radio a few months ago, when I heard that some environmental group was calling for a $30 each, annual payment for dairy & beef cattle to offset their  METHANE EMISSIONS, (farts) !!!
When I heard this, I JUST SNAPPED !!
I had no Idea that we were in such PERIL!!
What else could I do???? I felt left out, I had to find a way to contribute !!!

This is MY contribution—–

INTRODUCING THE ==  ” I’M GOING GREEN”, PERSONAL METHANE COLLECTION SYSTEM

We all hear that we are facing increased “GLOBAL WARMING”, and eventual demise of our planet. We know this because AL GORE says it is so !!
It is up to ALL OF US to try to shrink our CARBON FOOTPRINT.

What better way, than to recycle these offensive HUMAN EMISSIONS


You can imagine that it won’t be long before we are faced with a tax similar to the one for cattle.
We have an early opportunity by voluntarily recycling our own methane, and turning this thing around and GETTING PAID !!!
ONE SIZE FITS ALL !!!
HAVE FUN, LIFE IS SHORT !!!!

DISCLAIMER !!!!


– WARNING –
THIS DEVICE IS INTENDED AS A “NOVELTY” ONLY !
NOT FOR ACTUAL USE!!!!!
Whatever side of the global warming issue you are on, please do your own research. Determine for yourself what the reality is.
This item is intended to make people think about this issue !!!
The really hard part of all of this , is finding the TRUTH !!!!!

Any Questions???

Approx. 1 cubic foot capacity

This is such a versatile system!!

1 –  Can be worn during most activities (see pictures)
2 –  Show the world you are “sensitive” to the needs of the planet,
AL GORE might  approve, (if he knew about it).
3 — Give your motor vehicle a boost on long hills with optional carburetor connection kit. Available anywhere that sells it. (dream on)
4 — Great on camping trips, capable of powering your gas grill, heater, or gas lantern.
5 — Included “AFTER BURNER” accessory kit, for POWER ON THE GO!!!!
(1 can of re fried beans  & 1 can of Jalapenos)
6 — Comes with 1/4 turn shutoff valve & hose, but WILL NOT BE SHIPPED WITH METHANE COLLECTOR PROBE, as some IDIOT will try to stick this thing up their rear end, nose, ears,  or mouth. (lawyer stuff)
7 — Comes in “eco  Green”, Or “surf rider Blue”. Please specify !!
8 — Included are 3 free 1 cubic foot carbon credits. Redeemable anywhere they are accepted !!
9 — When your pack is full, shut the valve, and you may re-cycle your methane at any methane reclamation depot in exchange for more carbon credits !!

 

More evidence that skeptics have more fun than alarmists. By far.

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