GORE LIED

Via the North Carolina State University Technician, Russell Witham confesses:

For years now, I have been afraid to talk about my burden in public. I’ve lived in constant fear that around every corner one of Al Gore’s hooded cronies would be there to beat me with the tire iron of environmentalism.

But in the shadow of an 18-percent budget cut and unparalleled corruption within the University, I think I can actually fly under the radar and sneak my self-righteous beliefs past you.

And so the time has come, today I’m going to do it. I feel safe enough to come out of the closet and declare that I don’t believe in the Global Warming fraud.

If his parents are disciples of The Goracle, hopefully they will realize that he’s still their son, and that he needs their love and support – especially when he’s facing a future of being ridiculed by those bigoted skeptophobes

Man-made global warming skeptics – nature or nurture?

Hat tip: Tom Nelson

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