Dec 02

More biting satire straight from Planet Moron:

An ongoing series dedicated to vigorously monitoring emerging threats to The Consensus that global warming is real, caused by humans, and must be addressed at all costs.

Because without consensus, scientific conclusions would remain vulnerable to data that hasn’t been properly scrubbed of ideological impurities.

Clearly, The Consensus has come under some pressure recently with the unauthorized release of computer files from the Climate Research Unit (CRU) at the University of East Anglia, despite the fact that they consist of little more than a decade of accumulated data, communications, and models that implicate scientists and research institutions the world over in a potential conspiracy to fake data, suppress contrary evidence, and punish those who question human-caused global warming.

Like that’s somehow “newsworthy” all of a sudden.

Given this, Consensus supporters must be prepared with persuasive counterarguments to effectively parry the unfortunate questions the release of these files is bound to raise.

For example, let’s say someone comes up to you at work and says:

“Wow, did you hear the CRU threw away all the original data on historic temperature readings leaving no actual evidence of any kind to support the notion that humankind’s emissions of carbon dioxide has in any way resulted in the planet warming beyond natural norms?”

To which you can reply, drawing on your own extensive knowledge and experience in the area of climate research:

“The science is settled!”

See how easy that is? Just remember to say it authoritatively so the listener will know you’re telling the truth.

Let’s try another.  What if your brother-in-law comes over for dinner and casually mentions:

To find out what your brother-in-law hypothetically mentions you’ll have to visit Planet Moron.

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