It’s time once again for The Daily Bayonet’s Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up:
Has the Universe forsaken Al Gore? Why did the Nepalese cabinet climb the mountain and what’s the Sun been up to these days?
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Part One: Al Gore & Friends
Al Gore is a man of many talents, and now we can add poet to the list. It’s not as bad as Vogon poetry, but it’s close. Unfortunately, getting facts straight is a talent that still eludes the global warming propheteer.
Earlier in the week, before he jetted off to Hopenchangen in Copenhagen, Al canceled the event at which wealthy lemmings would pay $1200 for a book and a handshake. The Danes aren’t happy about it, and you don’t want the Danes mad at you, unless you like being pillaged.
The Universe has turned its back on the Goreacle, but did it moon him or was that Uranus?
You might remember that Saint Al of Gore was awarded an Oscar for his fictional documentary featuring stunning CGI. Well, some folks want their golden boy back.
How has Al reacted to Climategate, the single biggest threat to his goal of becoming the world’s first carbon-billionaire? Badly, actually. He went on in later interviews to deny the deniers, which is just strange when you think about it. Unfortunatelty, Al got his facts wrong in that interview too. And he was nearly President… makes you wonder, no?
Big Al won the real thing, but Canada’s poor widdle David Suzuki has to make do with an ‘alternative’ Nobel Prize. You know that just burns his hippies butt.
Between bad sign reading and canceling lucrative events, Al had time to blog and congratulate the Air Force on a large solar project. Hopefully it won’t have the same bad economics as the Nellis AFB project:
President Obama traveled to Nellis AFB to celebrate their use of solar power. Now for the inconvenient truth; the 72,000 solar panels cost $100 million and saves the Air Force $1.2 million annually. So it’ll pay for itself in about 83 years. What a shame the useful life of a solar panel is only 20 years.
Is it possible that Al Gore can bend time? Or can he just not use a calendar?
Proving that he is unable to jump on any passing bandwagon, Al jumped on the Palin-bashing wagon and called Sarah Palin a global warming denier. She responded, of course:
Vice President Gore, the Climategate scandal exists. You might even say that it’s sort of like gravity: you simply can’t deny it.
Ouch, that’s a 2-minute penalty for high-sticking-it-to-the-man for the hockey mom.
You’ve completed Part 1, but you’re just getting started on your journey. For Parts 2 through 5, including the weekly Global Hottie, you’ll have to visit The Daily Bayonet.
Possibly Related Posts:
- Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, July 15 2010
- Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, July 8 2010
- Cartoon: Gore in the balance…
- Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Jun. 25th 2010
- Losing faith? Environmentalist tweets: ‘Dear Al #Gore: Now with this #environmental crisis is not the time to let your dick flag fly. We need ya to be credible buddy!’
