Jun 23

I’d written here that I didn’t much care to post about Al Gore’s separation from his wife Tipper as it’s a personal issue that is apparently unrelated to the subject matter of this blog.

The new allegations against Gore that surfaced today are a different matter: One, it’s alleged that a crime occurred (sexual assault), and two, it happened immediately after Gore gave his global warming slide show in support of this science fiction/fantasy movie An Inconvenient Truth on the night of October, 2006 at the Portland Rose Garden’s Theater of the Clouds.

Even if what the woman is alleging happened did indeed happen, the case looks difficult to prosecute from my perspective. It’s his word against hers, and there doesn’t seem to be any witnesses. However, there may be the equivalent of a “blue dress”:

The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them.

But, even if Gore’s DNA was found on the black pants, Gore would surely claim that anything that happened was consensual.

The details described to the Portland Police as told by The Oregonian are certainly colorful, and what caught my eye were the descriptions of Gore by the alleged victim, which inspired this poll:


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5 Responses to “Al Gore, AKA Mr. Stone, described by sexual assault accuser as “rotund…big lummox…crazed sex poodle””

  1. Jack says:

    Can we all chip in and get him spayed. I feel sorry for all the other masseuses in other hotels around the world who have encountered this pest in the past. Women don’t have the same rights in these exotic places that they do in the US and where not providing a happy ending will get you fired.

    The environ mentalist dream has come true though, the hockey stick reached a catastrophic tipping point as the computer models predicted, pity it had nothing to do with climate though. 🙂

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